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集団見合Group Blind Date
Shūdan Miai
by 坂口 安吾 · Sakaguchi Ango
A chaotic group blind date descends into absurdity with a zany cast of characters.
About this story
A journalist's embarrassing pre-date encounter with a loud woman leads to comic commentary on matchmaking.
Read a sample in Japanese
What you'll learn
The narrator recounts the lead-up to a group blind date event at Tama River, involving a young reporter named Takagi and other eccentric characters. He describes the chaotic scene with fake participants, photographers, and the genuine awkwardness of the real marriage-seekers.
Key vocabulary
| サシエ (さしえ) | illustration |
|---|---|
| 見合い (みあい) | arranged marriage meeting |
| ニセモノ (にせもの) | fake, counterfeit |
| 脳味噌が定量とかけはなれている (のうみそがていりょうとかけはなれている) | brains are far from normal (idiom) |
Grammar points you'll meet
- ~にすぎない N3It means 'merely' or 'nothing but'.ニセモノ同志がハチ合せをしているにすぎないのである。
- ~ばかり N3Indicates that something is the only thing happening (just, only).要するに見合いに立ち騒いでいる大部分はニセモノばかりで、二千余人のホンモノはボンヤリ立ってニセモノの大活躍を見ているばかり
Cultural notes
- 集団見合 (Group Blind Date)After WWII, group blind dates became a popular way to find marriage partners in Japan. This event at Tama River is a satirical portrayal, highlighting the media circus and the genuine participants' awkwardness.
- サロン (Literary Salon)The narrator refers to a 'salon'—a gathering of artists, writers, and intellectuals. In post-war Japan, these salons were hubs of creativity and gossip, often involving magazine editors and reporters.
Try a comprehension question
What is the main reason the narrator attends the group blind date?
- He wanted to participate as a groom.
- He was curious as a spectator and it was near his home.
- He was assigned by the magazine to cover the event.
- He wanted to help Takagi find a bride.
Sensei's reading tip
Pay attention to the narrator's ironic tone—much of the humor comes from his dry observations.
Topics & grammar
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