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集団見合Group Blind Date

Shūdan Miai

by 坂口 安吾 · Sakaguchi Ango

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A chaotic group blind date descends into absurdity with a zany cast of characters.

About this story

A journalist's embarrassing pre-date encounter with a loud woman leads to comic commentary on matchmaking.

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あの日ひは何なに月つき何なん日にちだったか、その前夜ぜんや、雑誌ざっしの用ようで、たしか岩田いわた専太郎せんたろう先生せんせいの小説しょうせつを持もってきて、私わたしにサシエをかけ、という難題なんだいをフッかけにきたサロンのチンピラ記者きしゃ、高木たかぎ青年せいねんが、ちょッと顔かおをあからめなどして、ボク、アスは社用しゃようによって見合みあいでして、朝あさ十じゅう時じ、早はやいです、これからウチへかえってズボンをネドコの下したへしいてネオシをして、エヘエヘとロレツのまわらないようなことを言いいだした。ちょうどその時とき、私わたしのウチへ遊あそびにきて一いちしょに晩ばんメシを食くっていたのが、これは去年きょねんの暮くれまではさる料理りょうり屋やの亭主ていしゅの奥おくさんで、今年ことしの春はるはこれもどこかのチンピラ記者きしゃの奥おくさんに早変はやがわりをとげているという脳味噌のうみそが定量ていりょうとかけはなれている女性じょせいが居い合あわして、「アラ、高木たかぎさん、いゝわねえ、女おんなを口説くどくのゥ。なんと云ゆって口説くどくのゥ。モシモシッと云いうのゥ。それから何なにて云いうのゥ。遊あそびましょうよッて云いうのゥ。アラ、はずかしい。キャーッ。私わたしも行おこなってみたいわア。
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Source

This text comes from Aozora Bunko (青空文庫), the volunteer-run library of Japanese writing that is out of copyright. See this work on Aozora Bunko

Base edition (底本): 「坂口安吾全集 06」筑摩書房
1998(平成10)年7月20日初版第1刷発行

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What you'll learn

The narrator recounts the lead-up to a group blind date event at Tama River, involving a young reporter named Takagi and other eccentric characters. He describes the chaotic scene with fake participants, photographers, and the genuine awkwardness of the real marriage-seekers.

Language difficultyAdvanced · 72/100

Key vocabulary

サシエillustration
見合みあいarranged marriage meeting
ニセモノfake, counterfeit
脳味噌のうみそが定量ていりょうとかけはなれているbrains are far from normal (idiom)

Grammar points you'll meet

  • ~にすぎない N3It means 'merely' or 'nothing but'.
  • ~ばかり N3Indicates that something is the only thing happening (just, only).

Cultural notes

  • 集団見合 (Group Blind Date)After WWII, group blind dates became a popular way to find marriage partners in Japan. This event at Tama River is a satirical portrayal, highlighting the media circus and the genuine participants' awkwardness.
  • サロン (Literary Salon)The narrator refers to a 'salon'—a gathering of artists, writers, and intellectuals. In post-war Japan, these salons were hubs of creativity and gossip, often involving magazine editors and reporters.

Try a comprehension question

What is the main reason the narrator attends the group blind date?

  1. He wanted to participate as a groom.
  2. He was curious as a spectator and it was near his home.
  3. He was assigned by the magazine to cover the event.
  4. He wanted to help Takagi find a bride.
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Sensei's reading tip

Pay attention to the narrator's ironic tone—much of the humor comes from his dry observations.

Topics & grammar

Short Storycomedysocial satirematchmakinghumorousnostalgic〜ばかりbakari

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