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ビール会社征伐The Beer Company Subjugation

Bīru Kaisha Seibatsu

by 夢野 久作 · Yumeno Kyūsaku

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When poor reporters can't afford beer, they hatch a hilarious plan to challenge a brewery to a tennis match!

What you'll learn

The narrator, a journalist, recalls a hilarious scheme where his newspaper's staff, desperate for beer, challenges a beer company to a tennis match. Despite having almost no tennis skills, they manage to get drunk on free beer after losing every game.

Language difficultyAdvanced · 75/100

Key vocabulary

左党 (さとう)drinker; sake lover
呑助 (のんすけ)heavy drinker; drunkard
庭球 (ていきゅう)tennis
遅疑 (ちぎ)hesitation; doubt
一蹴 (いっしゅう)rejection; refutation

Grammar points you'll meet

  • ~て来る N4Indicates an action that comes from the past towards the present, often used for emotions or situations that arise.
    今思い出しても腹の皮がピクピクして来る
  • ~と言うものか N1An expression meaning 'one might say' or 'it's as if', used to add emphasis or rhetorical question.
    そのうちに窮すれば通ずるとでも言うものか、一等呑助の警察廻り君が名案を出した。
  • ~と一般 N1An expression meaning 'just like' or 'in the same way as', often used to compare two similar things.
    モトモトテニスらしいものが出来るのは、正直のところ一滴も酒の飲めない筆者の一組だけで、ほかは皆、支那の兵隊と一般、テニスなんてロクに見た事もない連中が吾も吾もと咽喉を鳴らして参加するのだから、
  • ~て遣ろう N1A colloquial expression suggesting 'let's do (something) for someone', often with a boastful tone.
    「あの××麦酒に一つ庭球試合を申込んで遣ろうじゃないか」

Cultural notes

  • Beer Company Sponsorship in Early 20th Century JapanThe story mentions a beer company sponsoring a tennis team, reflecting the practice of companies using sports for advertising. The newspaper staff's ploy to get free beer from the company mirrors the mutual benefit of publicity.
  • Genyōsha (玄洋社)The story references 玄洋社張り (in the manner of the Genyōsha), a famous ultranationalist society from Fukuoka known for its heavy drinking and strong character. This gives context to the newspaper staff's drinking culture.
  • Political Parties and Newspapers in Taishō/Shōwa EraThe story mentions the political parties Rikken Seiyūkai and Minseitō, which were dominant in the 1920-30s. Newspapers often had party affiliations, and the Kyushu Nichinichi Shimbun (九州日報) was a real paper aligned with the Minseitō.

Try a comprehension question

Why did the newspaper staff decide to challenge the beer company to a tennis match?

  1. They were serious tennis players and wanted to compete.
  2. They were desperate to get free beer to drink.
  3. They wanted to improve relations between the companies.
  4. They were forced to by the editor-in-chief.
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Sensei's reading tip

Pay attention to the exaggerated descriptions and humorous tone to understand the author's sarcasm.

Read a sample in Japanese

毎度、酒のお話で申訳ないが、今思い出しても腹の皮がピクピクして来る左党の傑作として記録して置く必要があると思う。九州福岡の民政系新聞、九州日報社が政友会万能時代で経営難に陥っていた或る夏の最中の話……玄洋社張りの酒豪や仙骨がズラリと揃っている同社の編集部員一同、月給がキチンキチンと貰えないので酒が飲めない。皆、仕事をする元気もなく机の周囲に青褪めた豪傑面を陳列して、アフリアフリと死にかかった川魚みたいな欠伸をリレーしいしい涙ぐんでいる光景は、さながらに飢饉年の村会をそのままである。どうかして存分に美味い酒を飲む知恵はないかと言うので、出る話はその事バッカリ。そのうちに窮すれば通ずるとでも言うものか、一等呑助の警察廻り君が名案を出した。今でも福岡に支社を持っている××麦酒会社は当時、九州でも一流の庭球の大選手を網羅していた。
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