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ビール会社征伐The Beer Company Subjugation

Bīru Kaisha Seibatsu

by 夢野 久作 · Yumeno Kyūsaku

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When poor reporters can't afford beer, they hatch a hilarious plan to challenge a brewery to a tennis match!

About this story

A newspaper staff plots to challenge a beer company to a tennis match to get free beer.

Read a sample in Japanese

毎度まいど、酒さけのお話はなしで申訳もうしわけないが、今いま思おもい出だしても腹はらの皮かわがピクピクして来くる左党さとうの傑作けっさくとして記録きろくして置おく必要ひつようがあると思おもう。九州きゅうしゅう福岡ふくおかの民政みんせい系けい新聞しんぶん、九州きゅうしゅう日報にっぽう社しゃが政友せいゆう会かい万能ばんのう時代じだいで経営けいえい難なんに陥おちいっていた或あるる夏なつの最中さいちゅうの話はなし……玄げん洋よう社しゃ張ばりの酒豪しゅごうや仙骨せんこつがズラリと揃そろっている同社どうしゃの編集へんしゅう部員ぶいん一同いちどう、月給げっきゅうがキチンキチンと貰もらえないので酒さけが飲のめない。皆みな、仕事しごとをする元気げんきもなく机つくえの周囲しゅういに青あお褪さめた豪傑ごうけつ面めんを陳列ちんれつして、アフリアフリと死しにかかった川かわ魚ぎょみたいな欠伸あくびをリレーしいしい涙なみだぐんでいる光景こうけいは、さながらに飢饉ききん年ねんの村会そんかいをそのままである。どうかして存分ぞんぶんに美味うまい酒さけを飲のむ知恵ちえはないかと言いうので、出でる話はなしはその事ことバッカリ。そのうちに窮きゅうすれば通つうずるとでも言いうものか、一等いっとう呑助のんすけの警察けいさつ廻まわり君くんが名案めいあんを出だした。今いまでも福岡ふくおかに支社ししゃを持もっている××麦酒びーる会社かいしゃは当時とうじ、九州きゅうしゅうでも一流いちりゅうの庭球ていきゅうの大だい選手せんしゅを網羅もうらしていた。
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Source

This text comes from Aozora Bunko (青空文庫), the volunteer-run library of Japanese writing that is out of copyright. See this work on Aozora Bunko

Base edition (底本): 「夢野久作全集7」三一書房
1970(昭和45)年1月31日第1版第1刷発行
1992(平成4)年2月29日第1版第12刷発行

Typed in by 川山隆. Proofread by 土屋隆.

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What you'll learn

The narrator, a journalist, recalls a hilarious scheme where his newspaper's staff, desperate for beer, challenges a beer company to a tennis match. Despite having almost no tennis skills, they manage to get drunk on free beer after losing every game.

Language difficultyAdvanced · 75/100

Key vocabulary

左党さとうdrinker; sake lover
呑助のんすけheavy drinker; drunkard
庭球ていきゅうtennis
遅疑ちぎhesitation; doubt
一蹴いっしゅうrejection; refutation

Grammar points you'll meet

  • ~て来る N4Indicates an action that comes from the past towards the present, often used for emotions or situations that arise.
  • ~と言うものか N1An expression meaning 'one might say' or 'it's as if', used to add emphasis or rhetorical question.
  • ~と一般 N1An expression meaning 'just like' or 'in the same way as', often used to compare two similar things.
  • ~て遣ろう N1A colloquial expression suggesting 'let's do (something) for someone', often with a boastful tone.

Cultural notes

  • Beer Company Sponsorship in Early 20th Century JapanThe story mentions a beer company sponsoring a tennis team, reflecting the practice of companies using sports for advertising. The newspaper staff's ploy to get free beer from the company mirrors the mutual benefit of publicity.
  • Genyōsha (玄洋社)The story references 玄洋社張り (in the manner of the Genyōsha), a famous ultranationalist society from Fukuoka known for its heavy drinking and strong character. This gives context to the newspaper staff's drinking culture.
  • Political Parties and Newspapers in Taishō/Shōwa EraThe story mentions the political parties Rikken Seiyūkai and Minseitō, which were dominant in the 1920-30s. Newspapers often had party affiliations, and the Kyushu Nichinichi Shimbun (九州日報) was a real paper aligned with the Minseitō.

Try a comprehension question

Why did the newspaper staff decide to challenge the beer company to a tennis match?

  1. They were serious tennis players and wanted to compete.
  2. They were desperate to get free beer to drink.
  3. They wanted to improve relations between the companies.
  4. They were forced to by the editor-in-chief.
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Sensei's reading tip

Pay attention to the exaggerated descriptions and humorous tone to understand the author's sarcasm.

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