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おもしろい話A Funny Story

Omoshiroi Hanashi

by 畔柳 二美 · Kuroyanagi Fumi

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A hilarious true story about a father's dialect and the trouble it causes.

About this text

A narrator reflects on her father's peculiar habit of adding 'ko' to words, revealing family dynamics and regional dialects.

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私わたしは、北海道ほっかいどうで生うまれて、北海道ほっかいどうで育そだち、二に十じゅう才さいをすぎてから上京じょうきょうして、三さん十じゅう代だいを関西かんさいで送おくった。私わたしの父ちちは東北とうほく出身しゅっしんだったので、東北とうほくのズーズー弁べんと、北海道ほっかいどう生うまれの、やや標準ひょうじゅん語ごに近ちかい母ははの言葉ことばを手本てほんに私わたしは成長せいちょうした。私わたしの父ちちは、たいていの品物しなものの下したに「こ」をつけて話はなした。例たとえば、「あそこの娘むすめっこは、いい娘むすめっこだが、まだ、こつこの犬いぬっこをいじめているようでは、本当ほんとうのいい娘むすめっことは、いえないな」たいへん機嫌きげんのいい時ときなど、父ちちは、こんなふうに云ゆった。北海道ほっかいどうでは、父ちちと同おなじように「こっこ」という言葉ことばはあるが、つづけて、「娘むすめっこ、こつこ」とは云いわないので、私わたしたちは、そんなときには腹はらをかかえて笑わらった。父ちちはそのほかにも、「茶碗ちゃわんっこ、酒さけっこ、鍋なべっこ」などとも云ゆった。あるとき、私わたしは、大おおいに意気いきごんで父ちちに忠告ちゅうこくをしたことがあった。「父とうさん、あのね、あんまり『こ』をつけないほうがいいよ。何なんとなく下品げひんにきこえるもの」
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Source

This text comes from Aozora Bunko (青空文庫), the volunteer-run library of Japanese writing that is out of copyright. See this work on Aozora Bunko

Base edition (底本): 「言語生活 四十六号」筑摩書房
1955(昭和30)年7月1日発行

Typed in by かな とよみ. Proofread by 持田和踏.

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What you'll learn

The author introduces their background growing up in Hokkaido and the influence of their father's Tohoku dialect, then shares stories about their mother's speech struggles and later experiences with a Kyoto neighbor and a Fukushima maid.

Language difficultyIntermediate · 65/100

Key vocabulary

娘むすめっこdialectal term for 'girl' or 'daughter'
こつこdialectal term for 'this' or possibly 'thing'
ぼたもちa type of sweet rice cake
花柳界かりゅうかいthe world of geisha and entertainment districts
派出婦はしゅつふa home helper or domestic worker sent by an agency

Grammar points you'll meet

  • ~っこ N/AA dialectal suffix used to add familiarity or emphasis, often attached to nouns.
  • ~やら N2Used to list items or actions, often with a sense of uncertainty or 'things like'.
  • ~てしまう N4Expresses completion or regret of an action.
  • ~ものだ N3Emphasizes a general truth or natural expectation.

Cultural notes

  • Hokkaido DialectHokkaido dialect is influenced by settlers from various regions, especially Tohoku. The suffix '~っこ' is a characteristic feature, as seen in the father's speech.
  • Kyoto's Gion and PontochoPontocho is a famous geisha district in Kyoto. People raised there, like the neighbor, often use traditional Kyoto dialect (Kyo-kotoba) which can be quite distinct.
  • Fukushima Dialect (Aizu)The maid from Aizu, Fukushima, speaks a dialect that can be hard for others to understand, reflecting regional variation in Japan.

Try a comprehension question

What suffix did the author's father often add to words?

  1. こ
  2. さん
  3. ちゃん
  4. くん
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Sensei's reading tip

Pay attention to context when encountering dialectal words; they often follow patterns like '~っこ'.

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